In true fashion, let's take a look at the types of kids that you always see at water parks, the zoo, the airport, Congress*, etc.:
Violet Beauregarde - She's the kid that races her friend on the lazy river and, when she gets to some sort of finish line, she taunts said friend and does everything but yell, "In yer face, ya puke!" Actually, that did happen (except for the "puke" part).
Veruca Salt - This is the kid that has everything and she thinks that the entire water park is her god-given domain. Every freakinline should part because she wants to slide down the slide now. (Editor's note - this has got to be the best picture I've seen in awhile. The girl I saw yesterday looked exactly like the girl from the movie!)
Mike Teavee - Apparently, the water park is his battle ground. This kid managed to hit me with a water canon 3 f***in' times! Until, however, an errant basketball caught Mike right between the eyes. Whoops, Mikey. Sorry about that. That last shot just got away from me. Aww.... you gonna squirt some, Mike? Huh? You wanna piece of this?
Augustus Gloop - 'nuff said here.
Oompa Loompas - These guys were actually the lifeguards. They didn't sit on lifeguard chairs, so they paced the park. They even paced like the Oompa Loompas. Swear to god. I was waiting for a kid to go under just so they could sing their song. It never happened, much to my dismay.
Just in case you forgot the song, here it is:
Of course, Charlie was Little RazZDoodle. Except she's a girl, but she could do no wrong and, since she got a scrape on her ankle maybe she, too, will own the water resort. Very very soon.
*I went political. How versatile am I?