Laura had intentionally called me out mentioning that I used bullet points in my posts. Are you questioning my humble beginnings Laura? Really? I take that as a challenge!
Ramblings of a short run:
- Run #2 with the new shoes. They're too damn white. I have to find some puddles this morning.
- It's too damn early to be doing this s**t.
- What do you suppose people think when they pass me while I'm stretching? Am I a really bad burglar (white shirt, reflective ankle bands)? Insane? Lost? All of the above?
- 4 miler today in foggy, but cool weather.
- First .7 miles suck. First .7 miles suck. Turn the corner and you'll be fine. Turn the corner and you'll be fine.
- Ahhh, the corner. Feeling better.
- The fog is impressive. I can see about 1/4 mile ahead of me. It lends itself to some pretty cool views with the street lamps and headlights.
- *stomach gurgles*
- I need to fiddle around with my Garmin some more and use some of the bells and whistles on it. I wonder if that running buddy thing would keep me on pace. Maybe I'll try it tomorrow before I try it out on my long run. For my long run, I may have it to actually slow me down.
- Saturday is going to be a lonnnnnngggggg day. 10 mile run, soccer game, 7pm kickoff down in Lincoln. Ugh. At least I'm not driving down to the game.
- *stomach gurgles*
- What did I have for lunch and dinner yesterday?
- *lower intestines gurgle*
- Ah yes, leftover chicken fried chicken for lunch and a veggie quesadilla for dinner. Healthy!
- *more gurgling*
- I feel like my very first car this morning, a 1979 Pontiac Grand Prix. It said it was a V-6, but it ran like about a V-5 1/2.
- I'm kicking around a new little Web 2.0/New Media somethin' somethin'. Stay tuned, fellow runners!
- *more "urgent" gurgling*
- Um....we're going to have to cut this run short. It's not so urgent that I have to pee in a sink or anything, but it's going to be close.
- Stop Garmin at 3.79 miles.
- Tend to business not soon thereafter.
Whew! That feels better! The bullet points, I mean. Get your head out of the toilet.
13 comments:
All of my retired kicks don't get really dirty until I use them for gardening purposes. They all pretty much keep white. Does this mean I'm not rugged enough? LMAO!
Just think, if you'd persisted for that last .21 miles, you might have taken care of your white sneaker problem.
Mind out of the toilet, please. I simply mean you might have found a puddle...
Aren't the workings of the runner's brain just the best? I wrote something very similar last year. It even ended the same way. Weird...
I was thinking the same thing about my new kicks yesterday -- too white!
I love white sneakers when I pull them out of the box... and THEN, I feel like a tool because they look too white when I run. And I want everyone to know... I am a REAL runner, dammit. :)
Love the bullet points. It's like a to-do list, reading one after the other. :)
Lately I've been having... bowel troubles on my morning runs. I have no idea why you needed to know that but I feel better now that you do.
Must be that kinda day. I had sympathy gurgles in me tummy today too! I tried to release air pressure only when passing runners with headphones on :)
White sneakers bug me...I don't like seeing bright white flashing under me as I run/walk!
If you think the race shirt is something you wanna do...you should publish it on your site. I'm trying to get more people on board!
oh i'm excited to see your new web 2.0 changes!
I stopped the Jelly Belly Sports Beans, and I have no gurglings these days.
Ha, funny. :)
Glad you managed to not soil yourself.
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