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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Oh, HELL no!

A few things:
  1. I'm not a sandbagger.
  2. It's more of a bruised rib.
  3. I injured myself before we made the rules.
  4. I'm still going to win.
I've cracked a rib before and that hurt like a mo-fo. And it was a really cool injury, too. Normally, I get injured in an uncool way, like throwing my back whilst running to my car to make a Burger King run (true story). No, this one was a sand volleyball injury. My 6'4", 225 lbs playing partner and I got tangled at the net and we both went down in a heap. His elbow met my ribs. I got some *really* cool painkillers out of it, which was nice.

Apparently, this little running competition has become 2 on 1. Fine by me (wink wink nudge nudge, knowwhatimean)! I was willing to be supportive to the other two, but they have the maturity of 5 year olds hopped up on Dew. Trust me on that one. Chalk it up to my superb parenting skills. Whatever. On like Kong, ladies (double meaning, ahem!)

I got run #2 in. I am completely out of shape. Really? Can I lose that much conditioning by only running once a week since January and by traveling to my favorite fast food joints? REALLY???

Chalk the next 2 runs. It's on.

8 comments:

Jessica said...

Good luck! Amazing how fast you lose it, even when buger king is not involved. Good post :)

The Laminator said...

I'm thinking it's a bruised ego more than a rib...So what, you're supposed to run like everyday in this challenge? That's a bit much...especially coming from no runs everyday. Respect the 10% rule or there'll be a future post with another cracked something or other!

RazZDoodle said...

Lam - my goal was 4 runs a week. I'm going for quantity over quality (mileage) for this one.

X-Country2 said...

::Time out::

My husband totally threw out his back last year reaching for an apple fritter at Hy-Vee.

::Time in::

$20 says you show up next week with an MRI of a squirrel rib you found on Google (like the movie Baby Mama) and try to claim it as your own.

Xenia said...

XC2-LMAO! Sorry for your hubby, but that's hilarious.

On like Kong, indeed. :)

Non-Runner Nancy said...

Well, now we see what motivates you.

BTW oxycontin rocks. hee hee.

Micky said...
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Adam said...

I have a runner buddy who not only tweaked a butt muscle, but he did it stepping off of a curb from an ice creame stand. :) So, it could be worse, right?