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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

With One Ribcage Tied Behind my Back

Looks like it's "Game On" with these chicks. That's OK. I've already banked a run yesterday, so I opted for yoga today. I've had some mild anxiety attacks as of late so that's inhibited the mileage. Maybe I'm stressed out that my rib is cracked or bruised. Yeah, that's right...golf is a contact sport. At least when you're riding a cart and the other coach body checks you out so that he can drive and your ribs catch the handrail.

I'm just sayin'.

12 comments:

Xenia said...

Well, crap. You didn't tell me about your rib. Now I feel bad.

Feel better soon so I can kick your ass legitimately.

X-Country2 said...

The rib is totally a fake excuse.

Sandbagger.

The Laminator said...

I agree w XC-2. How come it never came up before... Hmm?

Jess said...

Yes, this is an entirely new injury isn't it? Convienent.

RazZDoodle said...

Not sandbaggin'. Just making it sweeter when I win.

joyRuN said...

Who needs a rib on the run? Deep breaths are overrated.

Now go get your @$$ kicked.

FLATOUT JIM said...
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FLATOUT JIM said...

If you crack a rib rock climbing when you are 20, you are stupid.

If you crack a rib playing golf, you are old.

If you crack a rib playing bumber cars with your old buddies while driving golf carts, combine the two.

FLATOUT JIM said...

Sorry I had to delete a post for some creative editing/spell checking.

Jess said...

Hmmm interesting that we're just hearing about this rib now. Although I'm hoping it heels up for you quickly

Non-Runner Nancy said...

You know how you drive with one foot hanging out the side? I always drove the cart that way until one time my cleat caught on something. I don't remember the details but there was something about every time I hit the break I hit that gas. I ended up rolling out. Didn't break any bones though. Sorry for the mishap.

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