Until the bee sting.
KidDoodle1 was set to cheer during the 1st quarter of our school's high school football game. Well, as we were sitting outside, snacking on some grub, a bee stung my daughter on the eyelid. I'm convinced that it got stuck between her glasses, freaked out, stung her, and got the hell outta there. Hopefully, it died a stinger-less death. Here's the damage:

To her credit, she stuck around and cheered for the whole 1st quarter. Of course, it didn't hurt that I told her that I paid good money to see her cheer and, damnit, she was going to cheer. Oddly enough, CPS never knocked on our door this weekend.
After assurances from the after-hours nurse that all would be well (she is extremely allergic to bug bites), I set my alarm for God-Awful-Early-For-a-Saturday. 4am rolls around and KidDoodle 1 is freaked out because her eye has swollen back shut and she's convinced she's gone blind in that eye. So much for my Saturday run. Kids.
I could've run Sunday, but I was hungover.
Which finally brings me to the point of this post: I'm getting serious now about this whole Relay thing.
- I've got to stick to the plan. No more deviations and no more justifications for said deviations.
- I'm going to eat better. Did you know that fruits and veggies are good for you? Who knew?
- I've got a plan.
- I'm focused.
- I wonder if I can drop down to the Half-Relay
Hearts on fire, indeed.
7 comments:
What are these fruits and vegetables you speak of?
OMG bless her heart!!! :( Poor thing! What a trooper...
As for her dad... :P
Good to see you're getting on the motivation wagon! Oh and be glad you didn't waste your time helping me plan my Ragnar training... alas it was not meant to be and the team just pulled the plug on it. :(
She's cute even with a swollen eyelid.
Nobody cares about you.
I'll send the Russians over to monitor your activity. And work on some timeless Poltiburo jokes.
I was about to scream "PINK EYE!!!!" at your kid, so I'm happy it's just a bee sting. We've all seen Knocked Up.
Now, October is RIGHT around the corner. Get yo ass movin'!
Hmmm, not quite as bad as when a baseball busted my nose to pieces and my old man left me lying on the ground behind the dugout bleeding whilst he finished assistant-coaching the game; but still a strike against your sympathetic parenting abilities for not rushing her out of there for an ice cream cone and an ice pack.
Kudos for hopping on the "time to refocus" bandwagon with me, though. Good luck with that...let me know if you're up for a challenge.
Oh wow. If I got stung by a bee ANYWHERE I would have curled up in the fetal position. (Same as after watching any horror movie)
Hungover runs are the best. You don't know what you are missing.
Too bad you didn't ask for some peer pressure about the relay training. Either way, you're going to get it:
How is training for the relay going?
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