Expletive Expletive Expletive

I'm going to make this quick.  Kind of like ripping off a band aid.  I have to approve 25 stories in 3 days, so I may actually have to put my teaching certificate to use this week.

Nebraska got beat.
Nebraska got embarassed.
Nebraska can't hang on to the damn ball.

What's worse is I bet this guy that NU would cover (18 points).  You would think I'd have learned my lesson from betting Vanilla last year.* Lesson learned?  I'm an idiot.

It's a good thing I enjoy Adam's blog because I can't stand his team on 2 levels:  I'm a Husker fan and a Hawkeye fan (8-0 baby!!!!!).  Why is it that the 'Clones' fight song sounds like the Girl Scouts theme song?  Oh well...never let it be said I welch on bets.  The bet was that the loser needed to make a sign and post it on their blog.  I went Photoshop on ya:


Yeah, I'm still a little bitter.

*curiously, I can't find the link to that picture.  Huh.

12 comments:

X-Country2 said...

I'm not sure who should feel more proud of that picture:

-Your wife and God for the prominent wedding ring being featured front and center.

-The Nebraska Department of Education for providing you the employment to take such a picture on their premises.

-Khol’s for selling you that wrinkly-ass shirt.

Stay classy my friend.

Xenia said...

You're just all kinds of classy, aren't ya.

Nick said...

O we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State,
And may her colors ever fly.
Yes, we will fight with might for Iowa State,
With a will to do or die,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Loyal sons forever true,
And we will fight the battle through.
And when we hit that line we'll hit it hard ev'ry yard for I. S. U.

http://www.isualum.org/documents/filelibrary/wav_files/ISU_Fights_101405145233.wav

Morgan said...

L.M.A.O. at this post and them comments thus far...

Adam said...

I think I found a new wallpaper!

Best.Post.Ever *cue the ‘I am the Champion’ music*

I have to say, you have outdone yourself – some may say that you even sandbagged. No more than a week ago you posted about how the blog posts were going to be lacking due to the lack of running and then you go on to post your best material EVER.

Adam said...

LOL - I knew that XC2 would somehow have my back.

I'll hand it to you, Razz. I think I laughed so hard like 2 drops of pee came out.....maybe 3.

Vanilla said...

The picture you're looking for is right right here!!

Don't ever let it be said that I didn't have your back!

Jess said...

Bahaha at XC2. Sorry about the loss...

RunnuRMark said...

I feel it necessary to mention (for those that don't know) that not only did they lose to a weak ass Iowa State team at home, that same Iowa State team didn't have it's starting quarterback OR running back...not to mention the fact that they have the worst kicking team in the country. This was a flop of monumental proportions by NU.

Glad to see you didn't commit suicide though.

B.o.B. said...

Yeah, bitter party of 1. ;)

GO GATORS! (Necessary on football posts.)

Jess said...

I'm sure your wife has heard that first sentence plenty of times. Ha!

Spike said...

as a MSU fan, at least you can say Iowa showed up big...even if you did get a few terrible calls on the last drive.