SSTIFY Friday

Nothing is stuck in my head save for a few pounds of mucus.  I'm battling a nasty head cold and I think that with a few forceful coughs and sneezes, all of it will break up and spew forth.

I hope that you're all reading this during breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

So, to review, nothing is stuck in my head and none of you are willing to help me.  That's right...none of you are willing to help me with my lack of a SSTIFY.  *self-deprecating rim shot!*

Never fear, I'll throw out an oldie but a goodie:


Weem-a-way, indeed.  Have a good weekend everyone!

5 comments:

Adam said...

Well, to go with your mucus I now have that song in my head.

I think that one is maybe even worse than that mouthwash commercial song hooked on feeling.

X-Country2 said...

"That's right...none of you are willing to help me with my lack of a SSTIFY."

We're done.

Jess said...

You have nothing in your head but mucus? Excellent. I'm glad the youth of America are being taught by a booger-head.

Jamoosh said...

Screw you man! New rule - no SSTIFY prior to a Saturday morning run. The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Damn YOU!

Spike said...

and I thought you were a "Party in the USA" kind of guy...its like we aren't friends anymore