If you can't tell, I'm suffering from RazZDoodle, or, for those relatively new to ROATM....Writer's Block. Unlike some people, I feel like I have an obligation to my loyal readers. That, and I'm waiting for Apple, Mizuno, and Under Armour to email me to review their WONDERFUL PRODUCTS! Can't do that if I don't have fresh content.
Here were some possible posts but just didn't come to fruition:
- The Big XII Championship game - If they don't kick the damn ball out of bounds on the kickoff and....AND...commit a mind-bogglingly stupid horse-collar penalty in the closing minutes, the Huskers go to Phoenix. Simple as that. Forget the :01 controversy.
- Tiger Woods Post- Too easy. I could spin off of Ian's "Guess Who's Running?" series with a "Guess Who Tiger's Screwiing?" series. Porn stars, Eldrick? Really?
- My Running Post- If there's something to write about me running twice a week, I'd do it.
- The Weather Post - It's cold and snowy. I live in the Midwest and it's December. Nothing too novel there. I am considering putting screws in an old pair shoes to run in the snow. There's potential for a twisted ankle and/or puncture wounds. Now THERE'S some material!
- Christmas List Post - Unless you're genuinely going shopping for me, do you really care? That's what I thought.
8 comments:
So you didn't fall off the face of the earth! Yay!
I want to do a Christmas list post but then again... who would buy me anything from it? Hmmm... Good point.
Yeah, putting screws in your shoes (I will never call it screwing) has NEVER seemed like a good idea to me. But, you're right it would make for great blog posting.
Shoot, I'd even mail you a webcam so that you could post videos to youtube from the emergency room.
Wait, I drop of the face of the earth in a swoop of "fairwell cruel internet", and I DON'T get a link. Pfft. No worries. Plenty of people DID miss me.
I find that a nice warm suppository works wonders for clearing those blockages. Although you could have fooled me...it seems like you don't have any problem spewing crap into the internet. I was meaning to ask you if you had stopped crying about your Huskers choking on it. Apparently you haven't. That's okay...the only way to move forward is to express those emotions.
@XC2 - good God, I think you get plenty of attention without Razz's help!
I was pulling for the Huskers, I am a big fan of your coach and wish that LSU still had him. Since he left we got stuck with dualing def. coordiators and Chavis all of whom are non-agressive. It was refreshing to watch two awsome defenses go at it. Too bad they would let you guys win. Better luck next year and hope your blockage subsides.
I've thought about the Christmas list post as well, but I fear it may be too long. I don't want to feel bad about myself when on Christmas morning I only get one of the many items I want. (So selfish) And who really cares what I want for Christmas, anyway?! Yeah, that's what I thought!
Good luck on the writer's block problem....
I wondered what that sound was coming from the corner...
I was sad to see Neb blow it, I loath Tex.
let me know if you get to review any of those products, because I want in.
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