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Monday, February 22, 2010

Run Shui

By most accounts, I'm a pretty low maintenance guy.  I order black coffee...not a double whip caramel delight dolce extra hotBLAHBLAHBLAH.  It doesn't take me 15 minutes with 10 riders to order my meal at a restaurant.  I prefer sweat pants and running shoes to khakis and dress shoes.  You get the idea.

I've noticed, though, that when it comes to running, I am quite the opposite.  Things need to be "just so".  Here is how my ritual/routine goes for a run:

  • I have to lay my stuff out the night before.  That's more of a courtesy than it is OCD-like.  I rustled around one morning for my winter gear and woke up my wife.  I love her dearly, but she's a BIT cranky in the morning. 
  • I lay my stuff out in order of layers.  Outer stuff (windjacket, windpants, etc.) on the bottom of the pile, compression stuff on top.
  • Socks have to go on BEFORE the tights.
  • My iPod shuffle has to be clipped on BEFORE putting on the outer layer.  That way the cord doesn't bounce around and get in my way.  
  • Said shuffle needs to be clipped on my right hip.
  • Road ID strapped onto my left ankle.  Has. To.
  • House key goes in my right glove or tied to my right shoe.
  • Garmin always goes on last.  And on my right wrist (I'm left handed).
  • Shoes on.
  • Hat and gloves on before I open the front door to leave.
I don't know what it is, but I'm really weird about the shoes that I'm currently running in.  Once I've retired them, I beat the crap out of them, but when they're in rotation, it's another story.  I always feel weird wearing my shoes for anything other than running.  Even if it's going to the grocery store to pick up a few things, it's still weird.  Like I'm putting extra stress on these poor soles (get it?  soles?  funny AND good looking!  A blessing and a curse.).

Believe me, when one of those things are off, the whole run is off.  I think I just need to run naked and purge myself of this affliction.  Are you ready?  Who's with me??  LET'S GO!!!

7 comments:

The Sean said...

I don't know anout running naked... but dealing yourself a curveball every so often can be helpful. You never know when you will have to adjust on the fly at a race or to get a training session completed under strange circumstances.

Jamoosh said...

I'm with you - but I insist on running three paces in front of you at all times. At no point shall I be subjected to your nakedness.

Jess said...

You're left handed too!!! That rocks.

Pam F. said...

Ummm...what's a road ID?

Viper said...

Let's keep the clothes on over there, pal. And yes to socks before tights. Cheers!

X-Country2 said...

God, people who have a million attachments to their restaurant orders are SO annoying!

Adam said...

I'll admit it.. "My name is Adam and I totally change about everything on the menu". I don't like onions or tomatoes. It isn't my fault that they put them in EVERYTHING!!

But, all that I need are a pair of supporting underwear and something to cover those and I am ready to RUN! So, I have that, which is night.