INT. OF RAZZ'S HOUSE - 6:15AM
Razz opens his son's door as loudly as possible (it sticks). Upon seeing his son fast asleep, Razz turns on the lights.
Charlie! Wake up!
(groggily) No. Don't want to.
Charlie! Wake up NOW!
Awww, poor little guy. It sucks waking up this way, doesn't it? Huh? HUH?
Daddy, you go away.
(now an inch away from his face)
Wake up, buddy.
(from the other room) Matt, he doesn't understand sarcasm. Just lay off. Bring him in here.
Aww, Charlie...do you need your mommy to....
I don't know about you, but I felt better.