**INTERIOR - IAN'S BASEMENT**
Ian stares blankly at his computer screen while Candis raises 2 kids, cooks dinner, cleans the house....you know pretty much everything else.
NITMOS: You bored?
IAN: Yeah. I'm actually trying to think of something to write. I need more free schwag so I can "review" it and then post something. My Pearl Izumis are wearing out and I refuse to actually pay for a pair of shoes.
NITMOS: What are you going to write about?
IAN: I have no idea. I'm tapped out. Razz is virtually non-existent, so I have no inspiration.
NITMOS: I know what you're saying. My last post was about a koala bear with an STD for chrissakes.
IAN: Want to do a podcast?
IAN: I wonder what Razz is doing right now.
NITMOS: We could call him.
ANNOUNCER: Are you tired? Bored? Are you thinking to yourself, "I miss Razz. I wish I could know more about him other than his running because he's an inspiration to me, my family, and all mankind."?
IAN: Why yes! Yes I am!
NITMOS: Oh! Me too!
ANNOUNCER: Well you're in luck! For a limited time, you can try out My Blog, My Rules absolutely free! A completely all-encompassing blog about The Man, The Myth, The Legend! It will change the way you look at your entire life!
IAN: But what about ROATM?
ANNOUNCER: Don't you worry, little guy. It will still be there.
NITMOS: You promise, Mr. Announcer?
ANNOUNCER: I promise.
Results may vary as this is the 4th or 5th time I've done this. It's actually an experiment for the upcoming school year. Tumblr vs. Blogger. Look at me! I'm working!