**INTERIOR - IAN'S BASEMENT**
Ian stares blankly at his computer screen while Candis raises 2 kids, cooks dinner, cleans the house....you know pretty much everything else.
Phone rings
IAN: Hello?
NITMOS: You bored?
IAN: Yeah. I'm actually trying to think of something to write. I need more free schwag so I can "review" it and then post something. My Pearl Izumis are wearing out and I refuse to actually pay for a pair of shoes.
NITMOS: What are you going to write about?
IAN: I have no idea. I'm tapped out. Razz is virtually non-existent, so I have no inspiration.
NITMOS: I know what you're saying. My last post was about a koala bear with an STD for chrissakes.
IAN: Want to do a podcast?
NITMOS: No.
IAN: I wonder what Razz is doing right now.
NITMOS: We could call him.
IAN: No.
ANNOUNCER: Are you tired? Bored? Are you thinking to yourself, "I miss Razz. I wish I could know more about him other than his running because he's an inspiration to me, my family, and all mankind."?
IAN: Why yes! Yes I am!
NITMOS: Oh! Me too!
ANNOUNCER: Well you're in luck! For a limited time, you can try out My Blog, My Rules absolutely free! A completely all-encompassing blog about The Man, The Myth, The Legend! It will change the way you look at your entire life!
IAN: But what about ROATM?
ANNOUNCER: Don't you worry, little guy. It will still be there.
NITMOS: You promise, Mr. Announcer?
ANNOUNCER: I promise.
Results may vary as this is the 4th or 5th time I've done this. It's actually an experiment for the upcoming school year. Tumblr vs. Blogger. Look at me! I'm working!
4 comments:
Tumbler vs blogger- interesting! Thanks Mr. Announcer for reassuring us readers!
This post just made my morning! LMFAO!!! I have to say though, I really think a convo between Nitmos and Ian would have a little more snark and def a whole lot more of Nitmos letting Ian know he was staring in the mirror at himself admiring his physique.
Thank God...the way this started, I thought I was going to find myself tied up in Ian's basement just like he always wanted.
Also, I notice that Ian has more lines than me. What gives? /diva
You can't just go around using my likeness in ads without paying me for it! You'll be hearing from the lawyer I almost evicted the other day... he still owes me a favor.
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