1. Post these rules.
2. You must post 11 random things about yourself.
3. Answer the questions set for you in their post.
4. Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
5. Go to their blog and tell them you’ve tagged them.
6. No stuff in the tagging section about ‘you are tagged if you are reading this’. You legitimately have to tag 11 people.
Hey look! I've already accomplished #1! Yay me!
- I won't wear shoes in my house. Drives me nuts.
- I like wine, but it always gives me a wicked hangover the next day. 1 glass, 5 glasses...doesn't matter. I'm paying for it the next day.
- I'll take a tailgate over a sit-down dinner every time.
- I afraid of snakes. I'll walk over my own children to get away from one.
- The Godfather is the best movie of all time.
- I can't leave mail unopened in my email box. Drives me nuts.
- I normally hate confrontation. Unless it's with a student.
- Finding 11 of these things is incredibly difficult.
- I'm the watermelon eating champion of the 1986 Iowa State Golf Camp (how's THAT for random?)
- I decided to move to Arizona one night at a Omaha Lancers hockey game and, a month later, I had an apartment in Tempe.
- When I die, I want to be buried with my Ben Hogan sand wedge.
1. Which movie/tv show/character most resembles your life? Conan O'Brien
2. What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given? Sometimes you just have bad runs. Some days are good, some days are bad, but at least you're running.
3. What was your ultimate dipshit moment (so far)? I'm not much of a dipshit, so.....
4. Marry, f*ck or kill: choose either group – (a) Val Kilmer (current, not young version), Kevin Federline and Russell Brand; (b) Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Did you want me to answer from Column B? I hope so. Marry - Kim Kardashian (lesser of 3 evils). They're still loaded, right? F*ck - Uhhh....which one has less STDs? Paris? Hopefully, she uses less needles. Kill - Lindsay. Process of elimination.
5. Which country would you most likely be arrested in and/or shot at and why? Ireland. Drunk and disorderly.
6. Which person (alive or dead) would you most want to bitchslap? If by "bitchslap" you mean "castrate with a rusty spoon" then that would be Jerry Sandusky.
7. Which special talent or skill do you wish you had? Play guitar
8. Who or what would you consider to be your archenemy? Ian. No idea why. Just Ian.
9. Pop or soda? Pop. Nebraska represent!
10. What’s your favorite holiday? Thanksgiving. Booze, food and football. And not necessarily in that order.
11. How would you prefer the apocalypse to go down? If we're going down, I want fire, brimstone and all that shit. I want God/Jesus/Allah/Brigham Young/Elvis to lay all the cards out and tell as what's up.
- Right handed or left handed?
- Favorite TV show?
- Starbucks order?
- Biggest running pet peeve?
- Mac or PC?
- What is one guilty pleasure on your iPod?
- Will the world end in 2012? How?
- What's the most illegal thing you've done?
- What's the last book you read?
- What's the last app you downloaded?
- Write your own question and answer it. (sorry, that's the "lazy teacher" way of asking questions)
I don't KNOW 11 people that are consistently writing anymore. So......anyone that's still reading this, consider yourself tagged.